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  • RD2Be Fun

    10 Funny Tweets About Finals Week From Real Future Dietitians

    As the stress of finals week approaches us and the semester comes to an end, a touch of humor that only a dietetics major would understand seems appropriate.  These relatable thoughts and moments are brought to you by fellow #RD2Be’s.  Read on and enjoy the laughs.

    1. THE EXHAUSTION IS REAL

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    2. FOOOOD EVERYWHERE

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    3. YES, THAT’S WHAT I DO

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    4. #OCHEMFORLIFE

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    5. THEY JUST DON’T

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    6. #EATRIGHT

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    7. LIFE TIP

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    8. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A TRUER PES STATEMENT

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    9. “IT’LL BE FINE,” THEY SAID

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    10. GOOD LUCK WITH THE FINALS, EVERYONE!

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  • Student Life

    10 Thoughts Every Nutrition Major Has During Class

    Maybe you’re in a lecture, and you let your mind wander- we’ve all done that! As a nutrition major, these thoughts will run through your head.

    There’s nothing like sitting in class and dreaming about what you’ll have for dinner when you’re supposed to be focused on TPN calculations. As a nutrition major, you’re only human, and you might get off topic sometimes. You might find yourself thinking these now and again – but you aren’t the only one!

    1. Is it time for lunch yet?

    Time to check the clock… again.

    2. Should I sleep or study after this?

    Be productive or take some me-time? I can’t decide.

    3. I understand, Ochem!

    Keep paying attention, or it might just get away from me again.

    4. Of course, the person next to me brings celery…

    Plain celery. Is that even tasty?

    5. That reminds me… what should I make for dinner?

    Leftovers vs. takeout vs. trying a new recipe from that blog?

    6. Glycolysis, gluconeogenesis, and glycogenolysis… yup, I got this.

    I will need to study this again later.

    7. If I don’t get an internship, I can be some Krebs cycle expert.

    Maybe that job exists!

    8. Or write a book with PES statements for any possible situation.

    Now this one could be helpful. I’m onto something!

    9. Maybe I should’ve picked an easier major?

    I’m sure there is something easier out there than this.

    10. No way, I love being a nutrition student.

    And I wouldn’t change it for the world. Even during the chaos of finals, I was applying to a dietetic internship and completing 1200 hours of supervised practice. It will all be worth it to become a Registered Dietitian!

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  • RD2Be Fun

    You Know You’re a Dietetics Major When…

    These hilarious dietetic memes hit a little too close to home.

    1. Your mini-fridge and purse are stuffed with snacks.

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    Nobody likes it when we get hangry…

     

    2. Lab involves recipe experimentation.

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    Some experiments turn out better than others

    3. You’ve tried to explain “dietetics” one too many times.

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    Nutrition…it means I study nutrition

     

    4. You get excited when you see kale salad on the menu.

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    Kale yeah!

     

    5. Your Instagram feed is full of food puns.

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    Lettuce turnip the beet!

     

    6. You find yourself spending hours in the grocery store comparing nutrition labels, and you don’t mind one bit.

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    This is my happy place.

     

    7. Your favorite dessert has sweet potato, avocado, or black beans in it.

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    And no one ever knows…

    8. And then they constantly judge your food choices.

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    I’m not on a diet, just trying to get all the nutrients I can by eating ALL the fruits and veggies. And yes, I love salad (silence).

    9. And you feel so good when the test is over, and you’ve ACED the material.

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    Crushed it!

     

    10. You’ve mastered the PES statement. 

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    Dang, that feels good.

     

    11. Since your food safety course, you kind of freak out about taking food temperatures and following proper sanitation guidelines when cooking at home.

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    Ummmm…that chicken breast is cooked to 165 degrees Fahrenheit. And you washed your hands immediately after handling the raw chicken?

     

    12. The thought of applying for a dietetic internship/grad school is like….

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    13. Despite all the stress and hard work, you know that it will all be worth it when you are in a career you are truly passionate about!

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    LET’S HEAR IT!

    What #RD2Be moments can you relate to?

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